Posts tagged twitter

We’re really just hurtling towards death, so, like, what is life even? You know?

We’re really just hurtling towards death, so, like, what is life even? You know?

Okay as a culture I feel like we’ve been so indirectly positively influenced by Japanese culture because of emojis and kids today probably don’t even realize because they’re just like “palm tree octopus thumbs up rocketship”

Okay as a culture I feel like we’ve been so indirectly positively influenced by Japanese culture because of emojis and kids today probably don’t even realize because they’re just like “palm tree octopus thumbs up rocketship”

obligatory polar vortex joke

obligatory polar vortex joke

Here is a dumb joke about one of my favorite colors, Kelly Green. Happy Friday. (Seriously though, who is Kelly????)

Here is a dumb joke about one of my favorite colors, Kelly Green. Happy Friday. (Seriously though, who is Kelly????)

THE KALE WOULD BRING THEM TOGETHER! YOU JUST KNOW IT WOULD!

THE KALE WOULD BRING THEM TOGETHER! YOU JUST KNOW IT WOULD!

HACKED

You guys. My Twitter account has been hacked in the WEIRDEST most ANNOYING way possible. It just follows other people. So whereas I normally follow 350ish accounts, I will look at my page and notice I’m suddenly following 433. Then I look again and it’s up to 680. At one point it was 934. So then I manually unfollow all of these people, reset my password, and all is well for a moment. AND THEN IT ALL HAPPENS AGAIN. And it’s almost IMPOSSIBLE to get in touch with ANYONE at Twitter. And their support website keeps sending me in circles. I’ve done everything you’ve told me to do, Twitter! No it’s NOT getting better!

Ugh. Has this happened to anyone? Does anyone have suggestions as to what to do? It’s also super awkward to keep following and unfollowing the same 300 people. Sorry, 300 strangers. I’VE BEEN HACKED.

Or maybe it’s a sign to quit Twitter, once and for all…