Required reading, you guys.
Ignore the misspelling of my last name (ONE M, TWO Ls), because yes, that is me, and I haven’t done a show in a while but if you are in LA this Wednesday night and would like to hear me tell a story and attend a launch party of this super cool thing my friend Maude has created, THE ADVENTURE LEAGUE, then come check it out!
First thing you need to know is that while everyone else might be live tweeting the Oscars, I am going to be live tweeting Anne Hathaway. Secondly, this happened earlier today, which is interesting because Roseanne Barr does not follow me on Twitter, meaning that either she follows someone who retweeted me or she regularly searches for tweets about Anne Hathaway. It’s probably the former but I shall choose to believe it’s the latter, because Anne Hathaway is just that terrible
John Stamos & Rebecca Romijn
About five years ago I was living with my best friend in Boston and it was really just an extension of college life — I mean we shared a bedroom and I slept on a mattress on the floor and we both had jobs but the job we took most seriously was partying — and she’s called me Stamos since, well, forever, and so when I’m with her, I’m accustomed to being introduced as “Stamos.” She has a bunch of friends from college who I’m pretty sure don’t know what my first or last name is.
Anyway, over the course of the summer I finally got to meet a lot of her friends from college (she went to school in the south while I was in Vermont so we never got the chance to visit each other). I remember meeting her friend Joe and she introduced me with the usual “This is my best friend, Stamos” But Joe fired back, “Like Rebecca Romijn?” and it made me chuckle, because — good one — but also, no, like John Stamos.














