YOLO of the Day: An Attempt at Harlem Shake Goes Terribly Wrong in Germany
In this eleventh-hour edition of Harlem Shake from Germany, a young man accidentally stumbles backward into a bonfire while trying out the viral dance craze. Luckily enough, the guy only suffered “a few blisters” from the fall, according to the original uploader.
HOLY SHIT! (PS these are exactly the kinds of clips I watch at work all day).
Let’s talk about how Nadia is the best recurring character on New Girl and I want her to get a spinoff.
Accurate.
fuck this is funny
HEY! Do you guys remember when I would write letters to inanimate objects on a weekly basis over at HelloGiggles? Well, I’ve got a new one up, and it’s all about whiteboards. Yes, whiteboards. Now, read it and then tell me what other things I should write letters to. Seriously — I want to write posts you want to read! So suggestions are welcome!
First thing you need to know is that while everyone else might be live tweeting the Oscars, I am going to be live tweeting Anne Hathaway. Secondly, this happened earlier today, which is interesting because Roseanne Barr does not follow me on Twitter, meaning that either she follows someone who retweeted me or she regularly searches for tweets about Anne Hathaway. It’s probably the former but I shall choose to believe it’s the latter, because Anne Hathaway is just that terrible
After hours of spending my day doing other things of more value, I’m pleased to present my short film “Boba Fett Kills the Other Toys and Steals a Sailboat.”
Due to a last minute schedule change when I had to make a new playlist on Spotify, we shot without a script, but even with such an in-demand star (with some ridiculous demands of his own, I might add — I mean, “above ground pool with cucumber-infused water?” Really Boba?) and a weather-dependent method of transportation, I think I really nailed my first foray into the genre of science fiction mumblecore, or as I like to call it, sciencefictionmumblecore. I still can’t believe we got the dragon from the How To Train Your Dragon McDonald’s Happy Meal partnership!
THIS IS WHAT SUNDAY MORNING ALWAYS FEELS LIKE I LOVE YOU PORTLANDIA
Probably the Portlandia sketch I quote the most.
Watch: ‘New Girl’ Season One Gag Reel | Pajiba
Why isn’t there just a channel devoted to gag reels from other shows? GENIUS, right, you guys???
Opening Acts: Rebel Wilson | Vanity Fair
My family had this yellow caravan, and we would drive around to all the dog shows and sell dog products. I’d say we were one-seventh carnies.
Watched Pitch Perfect with my dad and stepmom last night and have successfully converted them to Rebel Wilson fans. I’m so obsessed with her. She’s just so funny and awesome and I want to be her friend but also just like sit in a room with her and laugh at everything she says until my abs hurt or I pee my pants or both. Definitely one of my favorite comedic discoveries of 2012.
Diplo Has The Best Backstage Rider
Some highlights:
- one dart board with Nicolas Cage’s face on it
- one arranged marriage
- the third season of Lost on VHS tapes
- two inflatable animals (bonus points for endangered or extinct species)
- a 1983 Yak Face Star Wars: Return of the Jedi action figure, new in package
Jeremy stared, slack-jawed, at how quickly I assembled the tent. “I think I’m in love with you,” he said.
BEST NEW TUMBLR.
Finally, the Instagram-Nickelback parody we’ve all been waiting for!
Stars, they’re just like Us!
