Posts tagged lol

31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse

nevver:

  1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
  2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
  3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
  4. Play at couch quail (1521)
  5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
  6. Board a land carrack (1604)
  7. Fadoodling (1611)
  8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
  9. Night physic (1621)
  10. Princum-prancum (1630)
  11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
  12. Join paunches (1656)
  13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
  14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
  15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
  16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
  17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
  18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
  19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
  20. Join giblets (1680)
  21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
  22. Lerricompoop (1694)
  23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
  24. Houghmagandy (1700)
  25. Pogue the hone (1719)
  26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
  27. Dance the kipples (1796)
  28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
  29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
  30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
  31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

Yeah I like to”ride a dragon upon St. George”

Sure.

"Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice" was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline."

Okay. That’s great.

megsokay:

laughterkey:

Having a tough day? Watch Pete Holmes try to learn how to ice skate.

"Your sarcasm is palpable."

I LOVE PETE HOLMES

Oooooh! I live in WEIRD PEOPLE! All my hopes and dreams have come true!

Oooooh! I live in WEIRD PEOPLE! All my hopes and dreams have come true!

maloof:

Lorde & Taylor

OMG LOL LOL LOL DYING LOL

maloof:

Lorde & Taylor

OMG LOL LOL LOL DYING LOL

LOLOLOLOLOL
Also, what IS a superintendent anyway?

LOLOLOLOLOL

Also, what IS a superintendent anyway?

LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL

thedailywhat:

YOLO of the Day: An Attempt at Harlem Shake Goes Terribly Wrong in Germany

In this eleventh-hour edition of Harlem Shake from Germany, a young man accidentally stumbles backward into a bonfire while trying out the viral dance craze. Luckily enough, the guy only suffered “a few blisters” from the fall, according to the original uploader.

HOLY SHIT! (PS these are exactly the kinds of clips I watch at work all day).