First thing you need to know is that while everyone else might be live tweeting the Oscars, I am going to be live tweeting Anne Hathaway. Secondly, this happened earlier today, which is interesting because Roseanne Barr does not follow me on Twitter, meaning that either she follows someone who retweeted me or she regularly searches for tweets about Anne Hathaway. It’s probably the former but I shall choose to believe it’s the latter, because Anne Hathaway is just that terrible
Maybe I’ll just live-tweet my outfit today? It’s a weird one that involves velcro high-top wedge sneakers, zebra print, velvet, puffy sleeves, a cowl neck, leg warmers, leggings, and Native American earrings.
I had an epiphany.
I’m in NYC for all of a New York Minute GET IT!?!
Stars, they’re just like Us!
My Lisa Frank tweet yesterday made it to the front page of HuffPost Women today… but there are way funnier tweets from badass ladies I admire included in the slideshow, so click on the image to read!
Riiiiiiight?
Whenever I see pics of Kim and Kanye that also feature Jonathan Cheban lurking to the side or in the background I’m always just wondering what Kanye thinks of him. Like, does Kanye merely tolerate the dude? Does he think he’s annoying as fuck? Do they even interact with each other? Can Kanye and Jonathan get a spinoff show so we can explore this relationship further?
I watch porn for the pizza
I, on the other hand, am not getting married!
