Pizza Wars!
Okay well this is fucking fantastic and everyone needs to watch it.
Exclusive! Disney told us all about two Star Wars spin-offs it has in development — a saga about young Han Solo that focuses on the wisecracking smuggler’s origin story, and a bounty hunter adventure featuring Boba Fett at the center of a rogue’s gallery of galactic scum.
HELL YEAH.
YOU GUYZ
After hours of spending my day doing other things of more value, I’m pleased to present my short film “Boba Fett Kills the Other Toys and Steals a Sailboat.”
Due to a last minute schedule change when I had to make a new playlist on Spotify, we shot without a script, but even with such an in-demand star (with some ridiculous demands of his own, I might add — I mean, “above ground pool with cucumber-infused water?” Really Boba?) and a weather-dependent method of transportation, I think I really nailed my first foray into the genre of science fiction mumblecore, or as I like to call it, sciencefictionmumblecore. I still can’t believe we got the dragon from the How To Train Your Dragon McDonald’s Happy Meal partnership!
these are a few of my favorite things
Carrie Fisher in Shampoo 1975
Diplo Has The Best Backstage Rider
Some highlights:
- one dart board with Nicolas Cage’s face on it
- one arranged marriage
- the third season of Lost on VHS tapes
- two inflatable animals (bonus points for endangered or extinct species)
- a 1983 Yak Face Star Wars: Return of the Jedi action figure, new in package
Can someone photoshop me into this photo? Ideally in between Harrison and Carrie. Thanks.
I’ve named my Ewok USB flash drive Simon.
this makes my heart ache with joy
