Spice Girls rehearse for the Closing Ceremonies.
This is going to be EPIC. I used to love the Spice Girls, obviously. Which Spice Girl were you? In my group of friends I played Posh, which has me questioning a lot of things about myself.
New favorite Tumblr, new favorite Olympian.
My stoned brother provides commentary on the Olympics, I write down his every word.
The dining hall is among everyone’s first village stops. “When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta,” says women’s soccer player Brandi Chastain, “there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We’re like, ‘Holy cow, what is this place?’
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“My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake,” Lochte says. “Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.”
Rest assured, America: Ryan Lochte WILL be fucking some women during these Games. I know you were worried.
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I hope they wear condoms! (Actually I kinda hope they don’t because then we could end up with a whole bunch of crazy athletic multiracial international super babies nine months from now!)
Here’s the extent of my Opening Ceremony live-tweeting. That Parade of Nations was long. There were so many more fake countries I wanted to be excited about (MIDDLE EARTH! WESTEROS! THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! THE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE! ATLANTIS!) but then I got distracted.
Distracted by what, you ask? By how boring these were! Seriously. I mean, I love you Bob Costas, but your fun facts are outrageous and you have too many fake “files” in which you keep your bogus information and apparently NBC didn’t air all sorts of important stuff and there were WAY too many ads for NBC shows that are definitely going to get cancelled but then I guess everything was worth it every time we got a flash of the Queen not smiling. She’s totally just thinking about her corgis and what they’re doing right now.
