dinner
- one bag of Hot Tamales
- one bag of dried apricots
- a handful of salted roasted sunflower seeds
- carrots and hummus
- a spoonful of chocolate ice cream
- four squares of dark chocolate bar
- two pink lemonade sour belts
I rode my bike to Whole Foods earlier this morning and this is a list of the things I bought, thus proving I am a Californian cliche
- kale
- a t-shirt
- hummus
- incense
- a soy candle
- lemons
WOAH. Paul Scheer is writing for HelloGiggles? Good work girls.
If friends are taking an impromptu trip to a nearby city, pack a small bag and roll with. These little things are what make the decade. Beyond the inside jokes and perspective on classic stories that you’ll miss out on, you’ll lack good times. If serious responsibility isn’t withholding your presence, then nothing else should be. Attend gatherings, give unfamiliarity a chance and build a résumé of awesome memories.
From “15 Ways 20-Somethings Ruin Their Twenties” in Thought Catalog
My favorite argument (that I could probably use on myself a little more often) goes something like this: Are you going to remember the night you stayed in and got a good night’s sleep or are you going to remember the time you ended up partying with a cast-member from Glee and a street performer known as “Treeman” in a youth hostel on Venice Beach? (Which did happen to me, by the way).
A List of Some Names for a Dog, Maybe
- Pizza
- Unicorn
- Turtle
- Mr. Mister
- Sting
- Chewbecca
- Wookie
- Ewok
- Mr. Pugglesworth (preferably your dog is a pug)
- Ikat
- Cat
- Control Tower
- Shoulderpads
- Bart
- Pam
- Leopold
- Dog
- Woof
- We Need to Talk About Kevin (call him Kevin for short)
- Poop
- Tardis
- Dr. Who
- Dr. Doctor
- John Stamos
- Transformers 4
- Donna Summer
- Ned Stark
- Who Killed Rosie Larsen?
- The T-Mobile Girl
- Browser
- Internet Explorer
- Netscape Navigator
- Bing (HAHA DON’T CALL YOUR DOG BING)
- Sir
- Lady
- Tramp
- Bum
- Hobo
- Vagrant
- Transient Worker
- Minstrel
- Jester
- Ron Artest (it’s available)
- Fish
- Mr. Man
- Mr. Man II (If the first Mr. Man dies, obviously)
- Junior
- Bud
- Airbud
- Bud Light
- Bud Platinum
- Budweiser
LISTS OF STUFF: REAL SEA CREATURES I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH
In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I am sort of obsessed with creatures under the sea.
