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And in “Other Crime Procedurals I Have Known and Loved” News, let’s not forget that David Duchovny aka Fox Mulder from my favorite television show of all time, The X-Files, directed one of my favorite Bones episodes way back in Season 2. GOD I LOVE TELEVISION YOU GUYS!

I am procrastinating. Here is a silly writing exercise. Using the above image as a prompt, I wrote a poem called “UFO Party.”
UFO PARTY

If you invite me to a party
I will pause and then probably say yes
But if you invite me to a UFO PARTY
I will say yes definitely let’s go right now where are we going you know what I don’t even care it’s a UFO party, let’s go
And then we will go to the UFO party and then we will be gone!
(Because that’s what happens at UFO parties, what did you expect?)

The end.

I am procrastinating. Here is a silly writing exercise. Using the above image as a prompt, I wrote a poem called “UFO Party.”

UFO PARTY

If you invite me to a party

I will pause and then probably say yes

But if you invite me to a UFO PARTY

I will say yes definitely let’s go right now where are we going you know what I don’t even care it’s a UFO party, let’s go

And then we will go to the UFO party and then we will be gone!

(Because that’s what happens at UFO parties, what did you expect?)

The end.

That concludes tonight’s portion of The X Files now I gotta go watch my latest favorite TV couple on Homeland.

That concludes tonight’s portion of The X Files now I gotta go watch my latest favorite TV couple on Homeland.

Fox Mulder’s Speedo. Legendary.

Fox Mulder’s Speedo. Legendary.

You guys I’m in a mood this is going to turn into a blog about the X-Files for a hot minute.

You guys I’m in a mood this is going to turn into a blog about the X-Files for a hot minute.

notnadia:

petrichorose:

Report: Gillian Anderson Living With Lover David Duchovny

NO NO NO THIS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Okay so apparently you guys have known this for a little while now but I was at a bridal shower for the past four hours and my friend Susie linked this article on my Facebook wall and I am just now catching up and I’m not evening kidding how much this excites me because my post tomorrow on HelloGiggles is tangentially related to The X-Files I can’t even feel my face.

notnadia:

petrichorose:

Report: Gillian Anderson Living With Lover David Duchovny

NO NO NO THIS CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Okay so apparently you guys have known this for a little while now but I was at a bridal shower for the past four hours and my friend Susie linked this article on my Facebook wall and I am just now catching up and I’m not evening kidding how much this excites me because my post tomorrow on HelloGiggles is tangentially related to The X-Files I can’t even feel my face.

YOU GUYS. IF THIS IS TRUE I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW I WILL HANDLE IT. LIKE, THE TWELVE YEAR OLD VERSION OF MYSELF WOULD BE LOSING HER SHIT, AND THE TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD VERSION OF MYSELF IS ALSO LOSING HER SHIT. MULDER AND SCULLY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

YOU GUYS. IF THIS IS TRUE I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW I WILL HANDLE IT. LIKE, THE TWELVE YEAR OLD VERSION OF MYSELF WOULD BE LOSING HER SHIT, AND THE TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD VERSION OF MYSELF IS ALSO LOSING HER SHIT. MULDER AND SCULLY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.