Posts tagged Fox Mulder

True story: I used to know every line of this episode (The Unnatural, Season 6 Episode 19) by heart. And for those not in the know — this is the one Duchovny wrote and directed and Jesse L Martin is in it and he is a singing alien baseball player and also oh my God there’s this scene of Mulder and Scully playing baseball and they are FLIRTING LIKE WOAH and… well I could go on, but, well… you know.

MULDER + SCULLY FOREVER.

The X-Files OTPs:

Fox Mulder and porn [1/6]

My first introduction to porn was The X-Files, and I’m not talking about Fan Fiction, I’m talking about Mulder.

Special Agent/Speedo Model

Special Agent/Speedo Model

I worship at the altar of Mulder and Scully.

I worship at the altar of Mulder and Scully.

This is my answer to everything.
(Why did you move to LA? Why are you a writer? Why do you know so much about the internet? Why are you obsessed with procedural crime dramas featuring an intense amount of unresolved sexual tension between co-workers? Why do you watch everything Gillian Anderson is in? Why do you tell people David Duchovny is your boyfriend? Why do you watch so much TV? Why do you work in TV? Why?)

This is my answer to everything.

(Why did you move to LA? Why are you a writer? Why do you know so much about the internet? Why are you obsessed with procedural crime dramas featuring an intense amount of unresolved sexual tension between co-workers? Why do you watch everything Gillian Anderson is in? Why do you tell people David Duchovny is your boyfriend? Why do you watch so much TV? Why do you work in TV? Why?)

And in “Other Crime Procedurals I Have Known and Loved” News, let’s not forget that David Duchovny aka Fox Mulder from my favorite television show of all time, The X-Files, directed one of my favorite Bones episodes way back in Season 2. GOD I LOVE TELEVISION YOU GUYS!

I am procrastinating. Here is a silly writing exercise. Using the above image as a prompt, I wrote a poem called “UFO Party.”
UFO PARTY

If you invite me to a party
I will pause and then probably say yes
But if you invite me to a UFO PARTY
I will say yes definitely let’s go right now where are we going you know what I don’t even care it’s a UFO party, let’s go
And then we will go to the UFO party and then we will be gone!
(Because that’s what happens at UFO parties, what did you expect?)

The end.

I am procrastinating. Here is a silly writing exercise. Using the above image as a prompt, I wrote a poem called “UFO Party.”

UFO PARTY

If you invite me to a party

I will pause and then probably say yes

But if you invite me to a UFO PARTY

I will say yes definitely let’s go right now where are we going you know what I don’t even care it’s a UFO party, let’s go

And then we will go to the UFO party and then we will be gone!

(Because that’s what happens at UFO parties, what did you expect?)

The end.

Mulder’s famous red speedo!

Mulder’s famous red speedo!

my boyfriend

my boyfriend

My boyfriend

My boyfriend

That concludes tonight’s portion of The X Files now I gotta go watch my latest favorite TV couple on Homeland.

That concludes tonight’s portion of The X Files now I gotta go watch my latest favorite TV couple on Homeland.

Fox Mulder’s Speedo. Legendary.

Fox Mulder’s Speedo. Legendary.