When I am super loaded I am going to have one of those big houses with a cool basement full of wonders, including a giant aquarium, a mini-movie theater room and a special room with an entire floor made as a bed and a Celtics-themed game room, I am going to have a giant copy of this Rolling Stone cover framed and on the wall somewhere in that cool basement treasure trove because it still makes my heart beat a little bit faster with teenage excitement.