April 2012
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This is a story about when I had no job and lived... →
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“All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives...”
– George Orwell on “Why I Write”. (via farlizzle)
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Anonymous asked: ps. your beta fish is making what is called a bubble nest, it means he's ready to mate. so he's probably listless due to the fact that he can't.
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“He said,”People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life — like...”
– A Dog’s Purpose? (In case you dog-lovers needed even more reason to love, love, love these creatures, and for anyone who’s struggled to cope after putting a dog down).
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ListenSong of the Day. It’s raining in LA today...
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“So I go in there one night and he was evoking gods of the East and demons of the...”
– Charna Halpern describes how she first met Del Close In 30 years, some comedy legend (improv/stand up/writing/whatnot) is going to be asked in an interview how they first met some other comedy legend and the answer is going to be, “Huh…I don’t know…like he started following me on tumblr and he...
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When I'm trying to comfort my drunk, crying friend
whatshouldwecallme:
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“My only hobby in life is dogs. I don’t care about people or any of the many...”
– Yes, yes, yes I understand completely. Everything from this article is me.  Via Hello Giggles (via sierrabarter)
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GIF me!
Somebody get me a GIF of the Obama mic-dropping moment from tonight’s Jimmy Fallon NOW!
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ListenSong of the day. (Should I start doing these? Do...
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Can I just say...: "Put away that sandwich, girl.... →
OMG KAROLYN! This is an amazing story. karolynmckenzie: That will probably be a headline on the front of some dumb Perez Hilton blog later. But the sandwich wouldn’t go back in the bag! “Damn you, sandwich!” I muttered over and over in my mind as the paparazzi surrounded us on a street corner on Ventura Blvd. Embarrassed of the sandwich, I fled the…
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A List of Fake Names for Strains of Weed That I...
OG Unicorn Tears Lisa Frank Herbie Hancock This Is What Miley Cyrus Smokes Purple Faerie Kush Magic Hologram Tupac Lemony Snicket A Series of Unfortunate Events We Bought a Zoo Snoop Dee Oh Double OG Dead Celebrity Biodiesel Narnia vs. Lord of The Rings Type Dream Nightmare Thing Cherry Garcia But Not the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavor What is That Skunk Smell? Pineapple...
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Definitions II
sarahlab: (See Definitions) Kindle: to excite; stir up or set going; animate; rouse; inflame Kindle Fire: to start (a fire); cause (a flame, blaze, etc.) to begin burning. Nook: a corner, as in a room. Yelp: to give a quick, sharp, shrill cry, as a dog or fox. Flicker: to burn unsteadily; shine with a wavering light: Foursquare: consisting of four corners and four right angles; square: a...
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ListenThis was my ring tone for a loooong time. Such a...
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