The Fairy World on True Blood
a12thway2reachme:
… Looks like a club Stefon would describe. “It has everything - fairies with melting faces, fruit that glows, time that speeds up and Gary Cole …”
I fucking hate this show. But this is hilarious.
July 2011
I SRSLY CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT THIS WEBSITE AJSSGUSGDIWUDSHSHA!!!! →
dizzynails.com
Are we the same person? Because I also went into a K-hole loading EVERY page of manicures on here. I am now inspired to go get some patriotic airbrushing done tomorrow. SO EXCITED!
Never underestimate the value of a good hair day.
Google
Tell me when I should ask it instead of you. It’ll save us both time.
I used to love throwing out the “Let me Google that for you” when I was an assistant. But that’s because I’m a real smartass/asshole/dumbface.
to my assistant →
tomyassistant.tumblr.com
website of the day. maybe of the month.
I wish this was written by my old boss… especially on all the “leaving the office” stuff. But also - yes, this is the MOST amazing website.
June 2011
Children's Hospital →
adultswim.com
had the pleasure of meeting a couple who edits for the adult swim show, children’s hospital, last night. check out some video of the new season, you big woman’s blouse!
Play
I defy you to name something better than FREE LUNCH
“Can’t sleep. At all. Snuck out of bed, left Minka there, then spent two hours standing on the roof of my building, like Batman. Back in the dynasty days, Mayor Giuliani even used to shine a giant number 2 over Manhattan each night we were playing at home — my own Bat-signal, letting me know the city needed me. Then we lost to the Diamondbacks, Bloomberg came in, and that was that. No more Jeet-signal. Bloomy’s a fucking Red Sox fan. Unbelievable. But I still come up here sometimes, just looking out over the city, listening. Tonight I can hear it crying out, “We need you, Derek. Come back soon. Eduardo Nunez isn’t taking us to the Series.” I tell the city that’s a little messed up. Nuney is a good kid, he’s doing his best. We’ll be fine.”
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(Lisanti is the best)
