11 Things I Learned in 2011
My girl Georgia — one of my besties from college — has some pretty great life lessons from 2011. A good read for anyone. xo irrationalurges: So you know the deal. It’s the end of the year and I’m feeling nostalgic, so I am writing lists of things. Things I learned, things I did, and things I wished I had done. Here’s part one: Read More
My dad read the first draft of my new pilot and said: “It’s good. I like it. [pause] Can you say words like fuck and cunt on TV?”
I think this tumblr has multiple personality...
Anyway have you seen the original blog this all stemmed from, Jaw Wired Shut?
Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you...– Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via advicefromlemonysnicket)
“100 new bikinis!” - LeeAnn Rimes’ Christmas list
The world lost Steve Jobs and we’ll miss him dearly. But thanks to a Horcrux he...– Chris Hardwick in his rhyming recap of 2011 on the Nerdist year end special. (via popculturebrain)
The Perfect Sandwich
After much deliberation, consideration, and eating I think I have finally found the ingredients for the perfect sandwich: 2 slices of wheat bread, toasted Romain lettuce 1 slice swiss cheese 2 slices smoked turkey 2 slices Genoa Salami 4 Extreme Dill Pickle Pringles Chips To make: Start with 1 slice of bread, pile everything else on top. Smush the chips with the 2nd piece of bread. Enjoy....
Someone in this family has a sick sense of humor (hint: all of us) #CreepyChristmas http://t.co/foQTEyaS
Happy Holidays!!! →
I just put the final touches on my Huffington Post Pop Culture Christmas List which reminded me, as most things do, that I am negligent when it comes to blogging here. I even took the link to Jaw…
Finding out someone you know sleeps with their socks on changes everything.
I love New York so much I haven't left the house...
I am not a New Yorker. Every time I come home I am reminded of this fact. On Monday I had a meltdown when I got confused like three blocks from our house and called my step-mom in a panic to declare “this is why I belong in LA!” My brother and I were given the option of going up to Maine tomorrow or today and both of us were like, “TODAY. NOW. RIGHT NOW! AS SOON AS...
For the record, I’d be totally down with getting roofied right now if it meant I would finally fall asleep.