December 2011
11 Things I Learned in 2011
My girl Georgia — one of my besties from college — has some pretty great life lessons from 2011. A good read for anyone. xo irrationalurges: So you know the deal. It’s the end of the year and I’m feeling nostalgic, so I am writing lists of things. Things I learned, things I did, and things I wished I had done. Here’s part one: Read More
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Parental Advisory
My dad read the first draft of my new pilot and said: “It’s good. I like it. [pause] Can you say words like fuck and cunt on TV?”
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I think this tumblr has multiple personality...
Anyway have you seen the original blog this all stemmed from, Jaw Wired Shut?
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“Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via advicefromlemonysnicket)
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“100 new bikinis!” - LeeAnn Rimes’ Christmas list
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“The world lost Steve Jobs and we’ll miss him dearly. But thanks to a Horcrux he...”
– Chris Hardwick in his rhyming recap of 2011 on the Nerdist year end special. (via popculturebrain)
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The Perfect Sandwich
After much deliberation, consideration, and eating I think I have finally found the ingredients for the perfect sandwich: 2 slices of wheat bread, toasted Romain lettuce 1 slice swiss cheese 2 slices smoked turkey 2 slices Genoa Salami 4 Extreme Dill Pickle Pringles Chips To make: Start with 1 slice of bread, pile everything else on top. Smush the chips with the 2nd piece of bread. Enjoy....
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Someone in this family has a sick sense of humor (hint: all of us) #CreepyChristmas http://t.co/foQTEyaS
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Happy Holidays!!! →
I just put the final touches on my Huffington Post Pop Culture Christmas List which reminded me, as most things do, that I am negligent when it comes to blogging here. I even took the link to Jaw…
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Finding out someone you know sleeps with their socks on changes everything.
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I love New York so much I haven't left the house...
I am not a New Yorker. Every time I come home I am reminded of this fact. On Monday I had a meltdown when I got confused like three blocks from our house and called my step-mom in a panic to declare “this is why I belong in LA!”  My brother and I were given the option of going up to Maine tomorrow or today and both of us were like, “TODAY. NOW. RIGHT NOW! AS SOON AS...
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For the record, I’d be totally down with getting roofied right now if it meant I would finally fall asleep.
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